So, yeah. Jared never called but I did make a booty call last night. Or at least the call part of it.

I called up a guy named Brian. I met him a while ago. We've talked a few times but it never went anywhere. He's real cute, real smart but he's a player. And no I'm not talking about the baseball kind.

He was surprised to hear from me. Most of the time I'm casual about a booty call. I'll work around the subject. I'll ask if he wants to come over for a movie. This time I was direct and to the point. I told him I was horny, needed to be fucked and that he should come right over. I ended up embarrassing myself. It turns out I can't even do a booty call right. It turns out he has a girlfriend now. He was at her house and really couldn't get away right then. He offered to come over later. I almost told him that would work. Instead, I hung up the phone.

Tonight, I'm horny but not that horny. My fingers will have to do the work.

I thought for sure Jared, the guy from the club Saturday night would've called by now. Of course, I didn't get his number, I just gave him mine. I figured he would call me. I guess I thought wrong. Maybe he wasn't interested after all.

I thought we had something. The way he kissed me, the way he held me seemed different. Maybe, I should've slept with him. If he wasn't going to call me at least I could've gotten some sexual satisfaction out of it.

I'm so fucking horny. So fucking horny. I think about sex a lot, almost as much as a guy but today was worse than usual. I couldn't wait to get home. Of course traffic was worse than usual. When I finally got home, all I said to my roommate was that I was going to take a nap. Two seconds after my door was shut, my clothes were on the floor. I didn't care if they got wrinkled. My fingers felt so good but it wasn't enough. I tried to bring myself to orgasm but it didn't work. I came close to an orgasm but for some reason I couldn't go all the way. It was enough to satisfy me for the moment.

Four hours later, I'm ready for more. Maybe my fingers. Maybe a booty call. I promised myself no more booty calls. Sex with friends never works. Someone always gets hurt and it's usually me. But at this point I don't care. I may explode. That's a little bit extreme but see what happens when I don't get an important phone call. I hope he knows what he's missing.

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Last night turned out to be worthwhile after all. I only had a couple drinks, and I really wasn't having any fun. I was about to leave when I spotted a guy checking me out from across the club. Me being shy (believe it or not) I looked away. I looked again a few minutes later, he wasn't looking at me and I was about to leave and spotted him checking me out again. I smiled, he winked. I expected him to come over. I waited five minutes and he was still talking to his friends. I waited what seemed like forever (another five minutes) until he finally left his group. I followed him to the bathrooms. I waited until he came out a few minutes later. I'm usually not that bold. Or stalker like.

He was a little surprised to see me waiting outside the men's bathroom. I was actually nervous as I introduced myself. He was a lot hotter up close then I expected him to be. I think he might have been a little nervous too. Maybe.

But after only a little small talk, I started to feel comfortable with him. He bought me a drink and told me his life story. He recently broke up with his girlfriend of two years. But he didn't seem psycho or depressed about it. He has a good job, 9-5 though. If this happens to go anywhere that could be a problem.

We talked until his friends finally came and found him. They were worried he had gotten lost in the bathroom. He introduced me to them and they were all pretty friendly.

Before I knew it, it was last call. He walked me to my friends then out to my car. We held hands, then at my car, he held me. We kissed and for a moment I thought about going home with him. I'm fucking horny but I decided I wanted this to go somewhere. Maybe, it wouldn't have just been a one night stand but for some reason he seems special.

Just checking in to let everyone know I'm still alive. Went clubbing last night and even had some. A little bit too much fun. Drank a little too much but luckily before I made a fool of myself, I met a cute guy. Will I ever talk to him again? Probably not but it was a little confidence booster I needed.

Going out again tonight. Maybe something interesting will happen.

Didn't mean to cause any drama. Just thought that link was interesting whatever...I haven't had five in a night. I'm still looking for a guy that can perform like that. I already have Netflix, it does solve part of my boredom but it doesn't help me orgasm. At least not directly.

Okay, now I've sen everything. I'm surfing the net again tonight. Why? Because I'm bored and have nothing better do.

I'm searching thru sex sites for more sex tips and I come across this site Heavenly Orgasm

It's a site that "teaches" men how to have multiple orgasms so that they can satisfy their lovers.

First off, multiple orgasms are suppose to be for me and my girls. The guys get to cum everytime. It's not fair that they can have multiple orgasms. Anyways, the site says it teaches men that with multiple orgsams they don't have to stop after their first orgasm so they can keep going to pleasure their women.

Anyways, if I ever find a lover again...I'm going to make him take the free course half as a joke half to see if it really works.

Any men that sign up for that site, let me know if it works. I'll let you practice on me. Ok, maybe I won't unless it's really good.

Nothing of note has happened today. I'm kind of bored. Replace kind of bored with very bored. I spent most of this evening after work wandering around the internet. Found a couple interesting sites on sex positions. Even learned a new sex position. All I need now is someone to have sex with.

Car Sex Positions
I've done the first two. The other two don't look that comfortable but I'm willing to try anything once.
I've had sex on top of car hoods a few times, I was always worried about denting or scratching the hood. The guys never seemed to care. How odd, when they loved their cars so much.

The Six Best Sex Positions
I've done all of these except the amazing butterfly. I've seen it in porn videos but never tried it myself. I'll think about.

Maybe it shouldn't surprise me that Paris Hilton got engaged. Maybe it's just a publicity stunt. But I always pictured her as one to never settle down.

Kind of like me. I may not be rich. I may not be out partying all night. I may not be in home porn videos spread around the internet (at least not that I know about) but I kind of thought I had one thing in common with Paris. When she allegedly ended her friendship with Nicole Richie because Nicole got engaged deep inside I agreed with Paris.

I'm tired of all my friends getting married, engaged or even finding that special someone. They all settle down, they stop going out and they stop calling.

Maybe I'm just jealous.