So, yeah. Jared never called but I did make a booty call last night. Or at least the call part of it.

I called up a guy named Brian. I met him a while ago. We've talked a few times but it never went anywhere. He's real cute, real smart but he's a player. And no I'm not talking about the baseball kind.

He was surprised to hear from me. Most of the time I'm casual about a booty call. I'll work around the subject. I'll ask if he wants to come over for a movie. This time I was direct and to the point. I told him I was horny, needed to be fucked and that he should come right over. I ended up embarrassing myself. It turns out I can't even do a booty call right. It turns out he has a girlfriend now. He was at her house and really couldn't get away right then. He offered to come over later. I almost told him that would work. Instead, I hung up the phone.

Tonight, I'm horny but not that horny. My fingers will have to do the work.