I went on a mini-shopping spree last week. The shopping bags were sitting on my floor until this morning when I started to put the clothes away. In the back of my underwear drawer I found the lingerie my ex bought me for Christmas last year.

Well, not exactly this but it was pretty similar. The funny part is that he never got to see me wear. Not even after we got back together. We were broken-up at Christmas but he still got me this gift. He said he had bought it before we broke up. He never does any holiday shopping prior to Christmas Eve so I doubt that. I think he was hoping I would slip into it and model it for him. The ironic part is that the only guy that got to see me wearing it was too drunk too enjoy it. I was going to say the funny part but it really wasn't funny for me. I wore it to a New Years Eve party with the guy I was "sort-of" seeing. It was at a hotel with his friends. The party was in one room, but we had another room where we could be alone. While he was getting drunk, I was getting horny. I hadn't had sex for a few weeks. I coudln't wait to take of my dress so he could see the surprise underneath. To bad by the time we got around to that it was 2 a.m. When I took my dress off I don't think he even noticed what I was wearing. He just wanted to get on top of me. The worse part was that was to drunk to get hard. And while I was giving him head to get him erect, he passed out. I slept next to him for a couple hours. Then got up with the sunrise. I put back my lingerie on that wasn't making me feel so sexy anymore. And left without telling him. I didn't see him again for like six months until I ran into him at a bar. That was akward.

Anyways, back to the point I guess. I was wandering the Victoria's Secret website and realized that if I want someone to buy me lingerie this year it was going to have to be myself. And I realized that I'm going to have to find something to do this New Years. I have a bad habit of being single on New Years.